Royal Blue Windowpane Blazer for Gentlemen: Sharp, Classic, & Suave.
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Navy & Gold Windowpane Blazer: A Gentleman's Touch. Classic Style.
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Charcoal Grey Windowpane: A Slim Fit Sport Coat, Blimey, It's a Cracker!
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Navy & Grey Windowpane Blazer: A Sartorial Statement for the Modern Gentleman.
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Blue Windowpane Blazer: The Quintessential British Summer Sport Coat
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Dapper Bloke's Midnight Bloom Velvet Blazer: Party Ready!
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Blazing Burgundy & Blue: A Slim Fit Windowpane Blazer for the Modern Man.
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Black Blazer: Your Go-To Ultra-Stretch Travel Companion - Slim Fit & Effortless Style for the Modern Man.
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Grey Ghost: Your Ultra-Stretch Travel Blazer for the Modern Man. Slim Fit, Effortless Style.
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Royal Blue Velvet Swagger Jacket: Paisley Perfection for a Dapper Gent's Evening Out!
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Purple Reign: Velvet Paisley Dinner Jacket for the Dapper Gent!
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Classic Black Paisley Tuxedo Jacket – Slim Fit for a Dapper Look
“Indulge in the exquisitely crafted ‘Nocturne’ – a velvet embrace for your senses. This isn’t merely a fragrance; it’s a whispered secret, a moonlit stroll through a forgotten garden. Notes of dark plum, aged cedarwood, and a hint of wild jasmine intertwine, creating an intoxicating allure that lingers long after the last breath. Perfect for the discerning gentleman who appreciates timeless elegance and a touch of shadowy romance.”