Astor Cognac: Elevate Your Style. Men's Dress Sneaker with Calf & Crocodile. Luxury Reimagined.
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Astor: Unleash Your Inner Aristocrat. Black Calf & Caiman Sneaker. Timeless Elegance.
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Purple Reign: Astor Dress Sneaker, a Gentleman's Caiman Crown. Bespoke Luxury Awaits.
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Astor: Orange Alligator Sneaker. Bloke's Boldest Footwear. Dare to be Different.
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Black Ostrich Batta: Belvedere's Gentleman's Cap Toe Dress Shoe, a touch of class for any occasion.
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Belvedere Batta: Brown Ostrich, Unmistakably Dapper. Step into Elegance, Bloke!
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Biagio by Belvedere: Exotic Ostrich & Calf, Antique Peanut Dress Shoe, Blimey, Buy It!
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Bespoke Burgundy: Belvedere's Biagio Ostrich & Calf Leather Dress Shoes. Unrivalled Elegance.
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Blake's Blazing Brilliance: Regal Purple & Gold Dress Sneaker for the Modern Gent.
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Blake: White Calf & Ostrich – Sneaker Royalty. Dress Up, Stand Out. Belvedere's Best.
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Grey Belvedere Bolero: Ostrich Elegance for the Discerning Gentleman's Wardrobe.
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