Blue Shawl Lapel Tuxedo: Effortless Elegance for the Modern Gent.
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White Tie Elegance: A Peak Lapel Tux with Satin Flair for the Modern Gentleman.
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Bloody Brilliant Red Tuxedo Shawl Vest One Button Gents Perfect for a Night Out.
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White Tie Perfection: A Shawl Lapel Tuxedo for the Modern Gent.
Right then, guv'nor, fancy treatin' yourself to a bit of somethin' special? This ain't just any old trinket, mind you, this is the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the cat's pyjamas. Think of it as a secret weapon for your everyday life, a conversation starter that’ll have 'em green with envy, or simply a little slice of pure, unadulterated joy delivered straight to your doorstep. Go on, splash out, you deserve it. You won't regret it, I promise. Now then, what are you waitin' for? Get it in the basket!
Ivory Scoop Vest – The Perfect Tuxedo Accent for a Sophisticated Gentleman.
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Black Tie Elegance Bloke's Tuxedo: Classic Fit Pleated Trousers, Peak Lapel, 2 Button, Absolutely Brilliant.
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Crimson Contrast: The Red Tuxedo That Turns Heads. Essential style for lads.
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Dapper White Tuxedo: Contrasting Lapels for the Modern Gent - A Touch of Class.
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Black Tie Ready: Sleek Slim-Fit Tuxedo. The Ultimate Chap's Evening Essential.
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Ivory Two-Button Slim Fit Tuxedo – The Perfect Gentleman’s Evening Wear.
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White Tie Wonder: A Slim Fit Tuxedo for the Modern Gent
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Navy Slim Fit Tuxedo A Cut Above the Rest Gentlemen's Night Ready Refined Style
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