Navy Velvet Blazer: Sophisticated Two-Button Organic Pattern Suit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Navy Velvet Blazer for the Modern Gentleman: Effortless Style with Patch Pockets.
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Lavender Velvet Paisley Blazer: A Dashing Two-Button Gentleman's Statement Piece.
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Tan Tweed Blazer for Summer: Effortless Style, Peak Lapels, Blindingly Handsome.
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Luxury Navy Velvet Tuxedo Jacket – Perfect for Weddings & Formal Events
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Olive Velvet Tux: Gentleman's Peak Lapel Tuxedo for Weddings & Proms.
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Burgundy Velvet Tuxedo Jacket for the Modern Gentleman - Last Sizes!
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Grey Wool Blazer for Blokes: Sharp Peak Lapel, Classic Style, Instant Upgrade.
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Navy Wool Blazer: Effortless Style. Sharp Peak Lapels. Classic Tailoring for the Modern Gentleman.
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Purple Velvet Dreams: A Gentleman's Tuxedo for Weddings & Proms.
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Smart Light Blue Plaid Blazer – A Classic Two-Button Windowpane Fit
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Charcoal Plaid Blazer: Sophisticated Two-Button Regular Fit for the Modern Gentleman.
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