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Ivory Honeycomb Tuxedo: Unforgettable Prom Night & Wedding Elegance, Lads!
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Rust Tuxedo with Waistcoat: Geometric Charm. Suave, Stylish, Simply Yours.
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Pink Floral Tuxedo: Dapper Gent's Wedding Suit with Satin Vest & Bold Style
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Mint Green Tuxedo: Honeycomb Lace & One-Button Wonder for Your Big Day. Gentlemanly Style.
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Pink Perfection: Dapper Groomsmen's Tuxedo with Honeycomb Detail for a Memorable Wedding or Prom Night
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Navy & White Dotty Suit: Effortlessly Cool Prom Look. One button wonder, all-night style!
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Sky Blue Tuxedo: Honeycomb Lace & Smart Vest – Perfect for Weddings & Proms
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Green & Black Dot Party Suit for Gents - Sharp, Stylish, Ready to Impress!
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Dapper Gent's Polka Dot Prom Suit: Black & White, One Button, Pure Class!
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Mauve Pink Windowpane: Bloke's Blazer with a Bit of Bling. Proper Smart, Innnit?
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Dashing Red & Black Polka Dot Vest – Perfect Prom or Formal Wear
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