Brown Double Windowpane Vest: A Sharp Gentleman's Choice, Effortlessly Stylish
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Grey Windowpane: The Gentleman's Statement Suit. Peak lapels, bold style, ready to impress.
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Eggplant Elegance: Double-Breasted Vest Suit with Wide Peak Lapels. A Touch of Plaid Perfection.
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Indigo Plaid Waistcoat: A Sartorial Statement for the Modern Gentleman.
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Navy Paisley Dinner Jacket with Crimson Trim That'll Make You the Cat's Pyjamas
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Lilac Lavender Paisley Dream Coat for the Regal Gent's Gala Dinner.
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Blue Paisley Blazer: A Gentleman's Statement Piece for Any Occasion.
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Golden Paisley Blazer: Elevate Your Look. Smart, Stylish, and Simply Irresistible. A Touch of Class.
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Ivory Paisley Blazer: Embroidered Elegance for the Modern Gentleman - Simply Splendid
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Tan Windowpane Suit: Sharp Look, Statement Peak, Effortless Cool.
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Red Paisley Blazer: A Regal Gentleman's Statement Piece for Any Occasion.
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