Navy Linen Blazer: Summer's Smartest Suit Alternative. Effortless Style for the Modern Gentleman.
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Dapper Gent's Two-Tone Tux: Black & White Slim Fit, Notch Lapel, with Waistcoat – Unbeatable Look.
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Royal Blue Windowpane Blazer for Gentlemen: Sharp, Classic, & Suave.
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Black Tie Brilliance: Slim Fit Tuxedo with Waistcoat – Gentleman's Evening Essential
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Navy & Gold Windowpane Blazer: A Gentleman's Touch. Classic Style.
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White Tie Affair: A Slim Fit Tuxedo for the Modern Gentleman.
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Charcoal Grey Windowpane: A Slim Fit Sport Coat, Blimey, It's a Cracker!
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Lavender Paisley Tuxedo: Dapper Gent's Night Out, Blimey, This One's a Cracker!
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Navy & Grey Windowpane Blazer: A Sartorial Statement for the Modern Gentleman.
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Blue Windowpane Blazer: The Quintessential British Summer Sport Coat
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Teal Dream: Paisley Prom Tuxedo for the Modern Gentleman, Slim Fit & Floral Flair!
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Dapper Bloke's Midnight Bloom Velvet Blazer: Party Ready!
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