Black Vegan Suede Loafers: Wedding Ready, Smart & Stylish Slip-Ons for the Modern Gent.
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Bloody Brilliant Burgundy Velvet Smoking Jacket: Paisley Sparkles for Your Prom Night, Guv'nor!
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Emerald Dream: A Paisley Velvet Smoking Jacket for the Stylish Gent.
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Grey Vegan Suede Wingtips: Perfect for the Wedding or Prom, Bloke! Classy and Cruelty-Free.
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Bloody Brilliant Brogue: Vegan Red Suede for Your Big Day or Night Out!
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Black Velvet Paisley Tuxedo Jacket - Regal Elegance for the Dapper Gent.
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Regal Blue Velvet Blazer with Paisley Sparkle A Touch of Class for Prom Night
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Black Velvet Paisley Tux: A Regal Shawl Lapel Jacket for the Dapper Gent - Red Trim!
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Black Vegan Suede Wingtips: Your Wedding or Prom's Smartest Footwear Choice.
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Navy Denim Blazer & Jeans Combo: Sharp Suit for the Modern Gent.
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Black & Gold Paisley Tux: Dazzle at Prom, Mate. Classic, Stylish, and Ready to Rock!
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Black Pinstripe Swagger: Sharp Suit for the Modern Gent.
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