Vintage Houndstooth Shirt & Tie Set – A Sophisticated Gentleman’s Classic Ensemble.
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Hunter Green Dream: White Paisley Tux for Grooms & Gents. Velvet Lapels, Timeless Style!
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Brown Pinstripe Suit: A Vintage Gangster's Sharp Look for Gentlemen
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Teal Dream: Vintage Paisley Tux for Gents - Prom Ready, Slim Fit, Simply Stylish!
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Red Houndstooth: A Vintage Vibe, Shirt & Tie Sorted, Bloke's Best Look.
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Black Wingtips: Gatsby-esque Elegance for the Modern Gentleman. Vintage charm meets timeless style.
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Bloke's Black & Red Pinstripe Suit: Vintage Swagger, Unapologetically Bold.
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Brown Pinstripe Gangster Suit: Last One! Vintage Style, Killer Look. Get It Before It's Gone, Lads!
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Navy Pinstripe Swagger: Vintage Gangster Suit for the Dapper Gent, Blimey!
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Antique Brown Oxford: A Timeless Gentleman's Dress Shoe. Classic Style, Enduring Quality.
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Olive Green Gangster Suit: Vintage Style, Daring Pinstripes, Timeless Look for the Bloke!
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Sharp Threads: Vintage Gangster Suit, Black & White Pinstripes, Dapper as You Like
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