Olive Green Slim Fit Suit – Dapper Two-Button Style with Versatile Vest Option
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Navy Blue Sharp: Slim Fit Wool Suit, Optional Waistcoat. Get Suave.
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Indigo Blue Suit: Sharp Slim Fit with Optional Waistcoat for the Modern Man.
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Astor Cognac: Elevate Your Style. Men's Dress Sneaker with Calf & Crocodile. Luxury Reimagined.
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Sharp Grey Wool Suit – Slim Fit with Vest: A Classic Gentleman’s Choice.
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Astor: Unleash Your Inner Aristocrat. Black Calf & Caiman Sneaker. Timeless Elegance.
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Champagne Tan Sharkskin Suit: Slim Fit Elegance, Optional Vest, Ready to Impress.
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Purple Reign: Astor Dress Sneaker, a Gentleman's Caiman Crown. Bespoke Luxury Awaits.
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Astor: Orange Alligator Sneaker. Bloke's Boldest Footwear. Dare to be Different.
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Black Ostrich Batta: Belvedere's Gentleman's Cap Toe Dress Shoe, a touch of class for any occasion.
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Belvedere Batta: Brown Ostrich, Unmistakably Dapper. Step into Elegance, Bloke!
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Tan Tailored Suit: Slim Fit, Two Buttons, Vest Optional. Classic British Style!
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