Red Hot Tux: A Classic Bloke's Statement Piece with Contrast Collar Charm
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Sharp Gentleman’s White Tuxedo: Two-Button Classic with a Bold Collar Accent.
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Royal Blue Tuxedo: Classic Charm with a Contrast Collar – Simply Irresistible!
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Black Tie Elegance Bloke's Tuxedo: Classic Fit Pleated Trousers, Peak Lapel, 2 Button, Absolutely Brilliant.
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Crimson Contrast: The Red Tuxedo That Turns Heads. Essential style for lads.
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Dapper White Tuxedo: Contrasting Lapels for the Modern Gent - A Touch of Class.
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Blue Plaid Double-Breasted Waistcoat: Smart English Style for the Modern Gent
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Purple Plaid Perfection: A Dapper Double Breasted Waistcoat for the Modern Gentleman.
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Charcoal Grey Plaid Waistcoat: A Stylish Double-Breasted Gentleman's Essential.
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Brown Windowpane Plaid Waistcoat Suit A Touch of Classic British Style for Gentlemen
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Handsome Grey Windopane Plaid Double-Breasted Vest – A Dapper Suit Upgrade.
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Navy Windopane Plaid Double-Breasted Vest – A Classic Gentleman’s Tailoring Piece.
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