Turquoise Dream: A Floral Brocade Tuxedo Jacket for the Dapper Gent.
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Steel Blue & Orange: A Sharp Wool Suit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Crimson Brocade Paisley Vest – Regal Prom & Wedding Tuxedo Ensemble
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Black Paisley Plaid French Cuff Shirt: Unleash Your Inner Gentleman with a Touch of Sass!
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Black Paisley Dreams: A Bloke's Bespoke French Cuff Shirt for the Night.
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Black Windowpane: French Cuff Shirt. Sharp Style for the Gentleman. Effortlessly Elegant.
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Blue Paisley Dream: A French Cuff Shirt for the Modern Gentleman.
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Copper Paisley Dress Shirt: A Gentleman's Statement. Unbelievably Chic. French Cuff Delight.
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Lavender Paisley French Cuff Shirt – An Elegant Statement for Gentlemen.
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Grey & Pink Paisley: Bloke's Blazing French Cuff Dress Shirt - Get Noticed!
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Orange Brick Paisley Shirt: A Dapper Gentleman's Statement Piece for Evenings Out
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Royal Blue Check Dress Shirt: French Cuff Elegance for the Modern Gentleman.
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