Copper Plaid: Modern Suit with Double-Breasted Vest. A Gentleman's Statement.
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Crimson Wool Trousers: Modern Fit – Effortless Style for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Blooms & Blues: Modern Tux for the Bold Gentleman. Black & Royal for a Night to Remember!
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Blooms & Tides: Black Tuxedo for a Blazing Night. Red accents, modern charm, unforgettable prom.
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Black & Gold Floral Tux: Modern Gent, Effortlessly Stylish. Get Noticed, Mate!
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Pink Paisley Perfection: Bloke's Blazing Tuxedo for a Proper Night Out
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Grey & Navy Windowpane Suit: Modern Style with a Waistcoat—Effortless Elegance
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Elegant Blue & Gold Wave Shawl Tuxedo – Perfect for Prom Nights.
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Sophisticated Cognac Oxford: Modern Pointed Toe for Distinguished Gentlemen.
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Navy Club Blazer: Sharp Two-Button Style for the Modern Gentleman.
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Sophisticated Tan Two-Button Blazer – The Modern Club Essential for Him.
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White Blazer: Modern Club Fit for the Well-Dressed Gent. Classic style meets contemporary edge.
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