Navy Blue Hybrid Suit: Effortless Style, Classic Vested Look for the Modern Gentleman.
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Tan Suit with a Twist: The Hybrid Fit, Vested, Classic for Blokes.
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Steel Blue Suit: Your Sharpest Look. Classic Fit. Effortless Style. Bloke's Best Friend.
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Burgundy Bliss: A Classic Suit with a Waistcoat for the Distinguished Gent.
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Brown & Blue Windowpane: A Classic Suit with a Hint of British Flair.
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Sharp Charcoal Windowpane Vest – The Quintessential Modern Suit Upgrade.
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Sophisticated Grey & Blue Windowpane Vest Suit – Classic Gentleman’s Style.
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Navy Windowpane Suit: Classic British Style with a Waistcoat. Smart, sharp, and ready for anything.
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Charcoal Grey Wool Suit Vest: Classic British Style, Double-Breasted, Peak Lapel, Simply Dashing.
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Burgundy Bliss: Slim Fit Tuxedo – Three-Piece Suave for the Prom King!
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Navy Blue Wonder A Dapper Double Breasted Waistcoat Suit for the Modern Gentleman.
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White Tuxedo Magic: Slim Fit, Vested, Prom Ready. Dapper and Debonair. Blimey, you'll look smashing!
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