Dashing Leopard One-Button Tuxedo Jacket – Perfect for the Modern Gent.
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Ivory Shawl Tuxedo: Modern Gentleman's Classic with a Vest. Timeless Style, Sharp Look.
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White Shawl Lapel Tuxedo: Elevate Your Style with a Modern One-Button Vest.
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Navy Blue Tux: Ace Your Wedding with Satin Flair - Classic, Sharp & Ready!
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Grey Satin Tuxedo: Your Wedding's Sharpest Look. Single-Button, Peak Lapel.
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Sophisticated Rhinestone Vest: Black Peak Lapel Tuxedo for a Dashing Look
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