Royal Blue Tuxedo: Modern Cut, Classic Style. Be a Gent.
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White Tie Affair Ready: A Classic Black & White Tuxedo for the Modern Gent
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Burgundy Blaze: A Paisley Peak Lapel Tuxedo for the Modern Gent.
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Navy Blue Paisley Blazer: Elevate Your Prom Night with a Timeless Tuxedo Look!
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Purple Paisley Prom Blazer: A Dapper Gent's Statement Piece for the Ballroom or Beyond.
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Teal Blue Paisley Blazer: Dapper Gent's Prom Essential, Classic Peak Lapels, Two Buttons.
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Red Velvet: Own the Night. Men's Tuxedo Blazer. Peak Lapel. Stunning.
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Hunter Green Velvet Blazer: Ace Your Prom, Bloke! Classy, Confident, Unforgettable Style.
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Navy Blue Velvet Tuxedo Blazer for Gentlemen A Timeless Statement of Elegance
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Elegant Hunter Green Two-Button Tuxedo – Perfect for Weddings & Formal Events.
"Indulge in the exquisitely crafted allure of the Lumina Collection – a symphony of understated elegance and tactile delight. Each piece whispers of timeless sophistication, meticulously fashioned for the discerning individual who seeks to elevate their everyday moments. Discover the secret to captivating presence."
Ivory Tux: Elevate Your Wedding or Prom – Slim Fit, Effortless Style.
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Indigo Dream Tuxedo: Sophisticated Slim Fit for Weddings & Special Occasions
“Indulge in the exquisitely crafted Lumina Candle – a captivating symphony of hand-poured soy wax and notes of wild heather and aged sandalwood. Each flicker whispers a tale of serene evenings and tranquil moments, transforming your space into an oasis of understated elegance. Let the Lumina Candle be your sanctuary.”