Blue Velvet Rose: A Dapper Gent's Smoking Jacket, Bloody Gorgeous, Absolutely Unmissable.
Right then, fancy a bit of magic in yer life? Behold this...thing! Aye, a thing of wonder it is, cobbled together from the very dreams of pixies and the discarded tea leaves of the Queen. Will it solve world hunger? Probably not. Will it make you inexplicably attractive to badgers? Possibly. Will it make your Tuesdays just a touch more...sparkly? Absolutely, guv'nor. So, chuck a few quid this way, eh? You know you want to.
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