Black Velvet Bolt: A Bloke's Vintage Coat for the Ages.
Right, fancy a bit of a... a *thing*? This here's not just any old... whatever it is. It's a whisper of something extraordinary, a touch of the utterly *bonkers*. Imagine, if you will, holding a slice of pure, unadulterated *joie de vivre* in your very hands. Perhaps it'll solve all your problems, maybe it won't. But it *will* undoubtedly make you the envy of every single person you've ever met. Honestly, just buy it. You won't regret it, or at least, you'll regret not buying it more. Blimey, just do it, eh?
£55.88
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