Forest Green Ostrich Leg Double Monkstraps: A Gentleman's Statement Piece. Luxurious Belvedere Valiente.
Right then, fancy a gander at this little beauty? Forget the mundane, the ordinary, this is pure, unadulterated *whimsy*. It's got more character than a Dickens novel, more charm than a well-bred corgi, and it's practically *begging* to be a part of your life. Honestly, you'll wonder how you ever managed without it. So, go on, treat yourself, you deserve a bit of this glorious, fabulous, undeniably *blooming brilliant* thingamajig. You won’t regret it, I promise, it's the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the whole shebang!
£243.38
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