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Grey Ghost: The Ultra Slim Fit Suit That Moves with You.
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Tan Tailored Ultra Slim Suit for Blokes - Effortlessly Stylish, Uncompromising Comfort.
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Sharp Threads: Men's Modern Slim Trousers - Wool Feel, Five Colours. Dress Sharp, Feel Good.
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Navy Blue: The Ultimate Slim Fit Suit - Effortless Style for the Modern Man.
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Dazzling Black Velvet Blazer: Paisley Glitter, Prom Night Ready, Bloke's Best Look Ever!
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Royal Blue Vegan Suede Slip-ons: Weddings, Proms Sorted. Effortless Style for the Modern Gent.
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Purple Vegan Suede Loafers for Gents: Slip into Style for Wedding or Prom, Mate!
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Navy Suede Wingtips: Vegan & Versatile for Gents at Weddings & Proms - Classy and Kind!
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Purple Vegan Suede Wingtips: Ace Your Wedding or Prom with Effortless Style.
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Black Vegan Suede Loafers: Wedding Ready, Smart & Stylish Slip-Ons for the Modern Gent.
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Bloody Brilliant Burgundy Velvet Smoking Jacket: Paisley Sparkles for Your Prom Night, Guv'nor!
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Emerald Dream: A Paisley Velvet Smoking Jacket for the Stylish Gent.
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Grey Vegan Suede Wingtips: Perfect for the Wedding or Prom, Bloke! Classy and Cruelty-Free.
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Bloody Brilliant Brogue: Vegan Red Suede for Your Big Day or Night Out!
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