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Dark Burgundy Blossom Tux: Velvet Dinner Jacket, Unforgettable Nights.
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Light Brown Oxford: Your Ticket to Sharp Formal Style, Blimey!
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Dapper Bloke's Black Patent Shoes: Ace Your Wedding or Prom. Shine On!
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Black & Blue: French Cuff Shirt & Tie. Effortlessly Stylish for Any Occasion.
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Black Suede Cap-Toe Oxford: Your Wedding's Undeniably Dapper Choice!
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Sophisticated French Cuff Dress Shirt & Tie Set – Emerald & Black Perfection.
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Black & Lavender Circle Print Shirt with Tie: Effortless French Cuff Style for the Modern Gent.
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Black Tie Affair: French Cuff Shirt & Tie Set for the Dashing Gent!
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White & Beige French Cuff Shirt & Tie: Effortless Style for the Modern Gentleman
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White & Black French Cuff Shirt & Tie: Dapper Elegance for the Modern Man
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White and Blue French Cuff Dress Shirt and Tie Set A Dapper Look for the Modern Gentleman
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