Elegant Hunter Green Sharkskin Vest - Perfect for a Dapper Wedding Look.
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Khaki Sharkskin Waistcoat: Sharp, Slim, and Wedding-Ready, Mate!
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Light Grey Sharkskin Waistcoat: Effortlessly Smart for Your Big Day or Evening Out.
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Navy Blue Sharkskin Vest: Your Wedding's Sharpest Look. Slim Fit, Double Breasted, One Button.
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Sophisticated Sky Blue Polka Dot Vest – Perfect for Prom or Weddings.
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Mint Green Polka Dot Waistcoat: Dapper Gent's Prom & Wedding Statement Piece!
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Tan Sharkskin Waistcoat for Blokes A Sharp Wedding Winner
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