Blue Floral Camo Tuxedo: Unleash Your Inner Gent, Bloke Style.
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Aqua Bloom Blazer: Dapper Style with a Dash of Teal. A Proper Bloke's Statement Piece.
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Teal Blue Windowpane: A Bloke's One-Button Vested Suit. Classy, Cool, Sorted.
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Champagne Tan Polka Dot Waistcoat: Dapper Style for Gents. Perfect for Prom or Wedding. Classy and sharp.
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Floral Flair Tuxedo Jacket A Navy Velvet Lapel Masterpiece for the Dapper Gent
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Midnight Black Blazer with Micro Check & Satin Shawl Lapel for the Modern Man.
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Sophisticated Houndstooth Tuxedo Jacket – One Button Elegance for the Modern Gentleman.
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Rose Pink Sharkskin Waistcoat: Dapper & Distinct for Your Big Day, Mate!
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Dashing Leopard One-Button Tuxedo Jacket – Perfect for the Modern Gent.
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White Tie Affair: Sharp Tuxedo for the Modern Gentleman.
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Grey Tuxedo: Shawl Lapel, One Button, Low Cut Vest. Stylish & Smart. Ready for the Occasion!
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Black Tie Ready: The Modern Gent's Shawl Tuxedo with a Waistcoat Option.
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