Dapper Gent's Black Velvet Paisley Tuxedo Jacket: Wedding & Prom Ready, Simply Irresistible.
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Regal Blue Velvet Tuxedo: A Gentleman's Prom or Wedding Statement Piece
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Elegant Ivory Floral Tuxedo – Perfect for Weddings & Formal Events.
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Purple Paisley Perfection Tuxedo Suit: A Regal Wedding & Prom Statement, Mate!
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Sky Blue Floral Tuxedo: Dazzle at Weddings & Proms! A Regal Look for the Modern Gentleman.
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Navy Velvet Tuxedo: Regal Style for Your Special Night.
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Blush Pink & Gold: Regal Floral Tux for Your Wedding or Prom, Mate?
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Black Tie Brilliance A Gentleman's Tuxedo Crafted for the Evening
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Black Tie Perfection: One Button Wool Tuxedo for the Modern Gentleman.
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Hunter Green Tuxedo: Sharp Shawl Lapel, Wedding Ready, Wool Wonder.
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Burgundy Bliss: A Gentleman's Wool Tuxedo for Unforgettable Moments.
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Sophisticated Grey Wool Tuxedo: A Classic One-Button Wedding Shawl Lapel Suit
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