Hunter Green Tuxedo with Satin Shawl: Classy Wedding & Prom Statement for Gentlemen.
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Ivory Dream: A Gentleman's Satin Shawl Tux for Weddings & Proms.
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Red Hot Tux: Satin-Trimmed Shawl Vest for Weddings & Proms - Blazing Style for Gents
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Royal Blue Tuxedo: Satin Shawl Vest, Prom & Wedding Ready, Absolute Gentleman.
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Steel Blue Tuxedo: Regal Shawl Lapel, Effortless Style for the Modern Gentleman.
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Sapphire Swank: The Ultimate Tuxedo for Grooms and Gents, Dazzling in Satin.
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Dapper White Tuxedo: Satin Shawl, Vested, Designer Style. Perfect for Weddings and Proms.
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Ivory White Satin Tuxedo: Regal Shine for the Groom. Peak Lapels. Bespoke Wedding Style.
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Black Brocade Paisley Tuxedo: Elevate Your Style at Weddings & Proms! Dapper & Distinctive.
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Luxury White Satin Peak Lapel Tuxedo – Perfect Wedding Formal Wear
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Black Paisley Tuxedo: Elevate Your Style. Wedding Ready. Prom Night Perfection. Designer Quality.
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Blush Pink Paisley: A Chap's Charming Wedding Tuxedo.
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