White Tie Affair Ready Skinny Tuxedo Gentleman's Prom Night Style One Button Shawl Perfection
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Light Grey Tuxedo: Skinny, Stylish, & Ready for Prom, Mate!
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Black Tie Brilliance: The Gold Pattern Tuxedo Jacket. A Statement of Sophistication.
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Burgundy Bliss Tux: Skinny Fit, One Button, Shawl Lapel, Prom Night Ready, Bloke's Best Buy
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Black Tie Brilliance: A Sharp Slim Fit Tuxedo for the Modern Gent.
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Crimson Cut: A Slim Fit Double Breasted Tuxedo for the Daring Gentleman.
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Navy Blue Tuxedo: A Sharp Look for the Modern Gentleman
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Black Tie Perfection: The Slim Fit Tuxedo for the Modern Gentleman.
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Burgundy Bliss: The Sharpest Slim Tux for Your Wedding Day.
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Charcoal Grey Tuxedo: Sharp Peak Lapel. Effortless Slim Fit. Wedding Ready. Bloke's Best Look.
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White Tie Affair: The Modern Groom's Tuxedo. Slim Fit, Peak Lapel Perfection.
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