Ivory Tuxedo: The Modern Groom's Slim-Fit Essential for a Perfect Wedding Day!
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Light Grey Tuxedo: Effortless Elegance for Your Wedding, A Slim Fit Classic
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Sophisticated Indigo Tuxedo: Slim Fit Wedding Suit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Black Tie Ready: Sharp Slim Tuxedo for the Modern Man.
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Dapper Gent's Two-Tone Tux: Black & White Slim Fit, Notch Lapel, with Waistcoat – Unbeatable Look.
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Black Tie Brilliance: Slim Fit Tuxedo with Waistcoat – Gentleman's Evening Essential
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White Tie Affair: A Slim Fit Tuxedo for the Modern Gentleman.
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Lavender Paisley Tuxedo: Dapper Gent's Night Out, Blimey, This One's a Cracker!
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Teal Dream: Paisley Prom Tuxedo for the Modern Gentleman, Slim Fit & Floral Flair!
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Light Blue Paisley Tuxedo: Dapper Gent's Wedding Suit (Slim Fit, Vested)
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Blush Pink Paisley Tuxedo: Ace Your Wedding in Style, Mate!
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Red Paisley Perfection Tuxedo Set Bloke's Best Bet For Weddings Slim Fit and Stylish
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