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Elegant Aqua & Gold Floral Paisley Tuxedo Jacket – Perfect for the Modern Gentleman.
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Black & Blue Paisley Tuxedo Jacket Sky Blue Lapels A Regal Look for Your Prom Night
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Elegant Black & Gold Grid Tuxedo – A Distinguished Wedding Dinner Jacket.
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Bloody Brilliant Burgundy & Gold Wave Tuxedo Jacket for the Ball!
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Ivory Elegance: A Classic Tuxedo for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Grey Poplin Tux: The Modern Gent's Essential Black Tie Affair
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