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Blue Velvet Rose: A Dapper Gent's Smoking Jacket, Bloody Gorgeous, Absolutely Unmissable.
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Grey Velvet Rose: A Gentleman's Smoking Jacket for the Evening.
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Cheetah Chic: Black & Gold Tuxedo – Unleash Your Inner Wildebeest at Dinner
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Rust Velvet Rose Blazer: A Dapper Chap's Statement Piece
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Black Foil Paisley Tux: Dazzle at Your Prom or Wedding. A Regal Evening Look.
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Sapphire Blue Paisley Tuxedo: Dazzle at Your Dinner, Prom, or Wedding, Guvnor!
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Burgundy Paisley: The Ultimate Dinner Jacket for a Dashing Chap at Prom or Wedding!
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Black Pinstripe Suit for Gentlemen: A Proper Look for a Dapper Bloke.
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Camel Pinstripe: The Dapper Bloke's Double-Breasted Getup for Any Swanky Affair.
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Indigo Blue Pinstripe: Bloke's Bold Double Breasted Suit. Classic gangster vibes, innit?
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Navy Pinstripe Suit: Classic Gangster Style, Dapper & Bold, Double Breasted Excellence for the Modern Gent.
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Vintage Purple Pinstripe Suit – The Godfather Look, Gentleman's Style.
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Emerald Elegance: Dazzling Floral Tuxedo for the Distinguished Gentleman.
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Black Gaberdine Overcoat for Gents Timeless Style Awaits Refined Gentleman's Wardrobe Essential
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